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Post by nicholashesed on Mar 2, 2014 1:24:07 GMT
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Post by nicholashesed on Mar 2, 2014 1:46:17 GMT
The above was preceded by: I'm afraid John I can't congratulate you: All emotions and a particular love stand opposed to the pure cold hard reason I hold above all things. A wedding is in my considered opinion, nothing short but a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrational and sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world. Today we honor, people, the death watch beetle that is the doom of our society that in time, one feel's certain will take our entire species. . . But anyway ... (he looks down at his cards) ... let’s talk about John. If I burden myself with a little help-mate during my adventures, it is not out of sentiment or caprice – it is that he has many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obsession with me. Indeed, any reputation I have for mental acuity and sharpness comes, in truth, from the extraordinary contrast John so selflessly provides. It is a fact, I believe, that brides tend to favor exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day. There is a certain analogy there, I feel. ... and contrast is, after all, God’s own plan to enhance the beauty of his creation ... ... or it would be if God were not a ludicrous fantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot. The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet.  |
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Post by nicholashesed on Mar 2, 2014 1:54:07 GMT
Reminds me of Fattie.
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Post by fatfist on Mar 2, 2014 4:04:27 GMT
Everywhere I go I get the same compliments....even tho I keep telling people: stop feeding the troll  |
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Post by Mike on Mar 10, 2014 16:52:29 GMT
This is fantastic. I think I might have to start watching this series.
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